I specialize in making people click on things they didn’t even know they wanted to click on. Magic!
I create content that is soooooo good, people would read it even if they had to pay for it. (Though I'm not willing to test out whether they would pay!)
I am the gatekeeper of a brand’s reputation on the internet. No, I don't just tell employees to delete social posts! How dare you.
I design and implement campaigns that will make you want to open your inbox again. No, not just to hit unsubscribe, so rude!
I use my skills to get your products in front of the right people, at the right time, in the right place. Like right now, this is the perfect time for this question. God, I'm good.
I use my knowledge of consumer behavior to develop campaigns that make people want to buy your stuff. Marketing psychic isn't an option. Maybe it should be?
I specialize in creating and managing a brand’s presence right in the middle of that scroll you never wished you'd started.
Oh, hi there. How are you? How's work? How did that thing go? I produce content that makes it feel like I'm writing to you personally, even though you know everyone gets the same from me!
I'm all about page 1 baby!!!! Rank me up.
I specialize in making you say, there's so many ads here these days, I just don't think I'm gonna keep using..... scroll, scroll, scroll. But with results, right.